I smell you, Nancy Drew!
S2 E21Collateral Damage
In this room, your stars mean nothing! Now sit down!
I don't care what track he's on. Fraternizing with a superior officer is no bueno.
SNSam Nilsen
That's an assumption!
No, sir. Observation.
S2 E22Help Wanted
BBlake
She tried to take you away from me!
EElaine
So you tried to blow her up?!
I thought I was buying you dinner?
SJSpecial Agent John Russo
Saved you the receipt!
I'm clean! I reinvented myself.
Oh, is that why you've been missing all those meetings with your probation officer?
S2 E23The Third Man
[on the former Marine he hired] Did I mention? He plays a mean banjo!
After all of that, you hired the guy who tried to blow your head off?!
[on two foreign operatives posing as husband and wife] It looks like they were trying to make baby agents!
Since when do we threaten family members?
RRusso
Since they started decapitating people.
Who knew Alabama here SCUBA dived?
Roll Tide!
S2 E24Sleeping with the Enemy
[hugging Percy tightly] I'm glad you didn't die.
You're an ass!
RRusso
I'm a patriot. Just not for your side.
[on a pen that's actually a stun gun] Am I supposed to write for help?
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