Christopher LaSalle quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

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You present yourself all buttoned up, but you’re an odd bird, Brody.

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The bacon's not to eat - it's my costume! The Baconator: half bacon, half Terminator. [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back fat.

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I didn't have time to stretch. Why do they always run?!

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I wonder if Trish knows she's shacking up with a charlatan!

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Sorry to disappoint you, Brody. Christmas just ain't my thing.

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Let me put this in terms you'll understand: make another move and the gun goes boom!

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Skydiving sounds fun. Sky crashing, not so much.

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Hell hath no fury like a pissed off teenage drug dealer.

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I'm telling you, worried or not, we keep looking.

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Have a drink, catch up, and end the story.

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If you bust the foundation over a few measly cracks, the whole house is liable to come down.

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Must be tough, Brody, torn between two lovers!

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[heartbroken, in disbelief] I stopped to get wine!

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Come on, Ross P.! Nothing good was ever transported from one trash can to another!

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I'm not some piece of meat!