NCIS: New Orleans quotes

Bio track is the purest fusion of biology and electronics. There's a whole branch of tech devoted to craziness just like this. It's all the rage with guys like me.

Hackers like you.

Investigative computer specialists. Too legit to quit.

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Pride

How you doing with Wilson's computer?

Oh, I'm into it. I'll tell you what. This puppy is buttoned up tighter than a... very... tightly... buttoned up puppy. [pause] Okay, I got lost in the middle of that one.

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Afternoon... friends.

Mr. Lund.

Mr. Plame.

How's my favorite conspiracy theorist doing?

I prefer the term creative realist.

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MMartino

I've never heard of Drayer, but I mean, that doesn't mean anything-- military Web sites are targets for lots of groups. Think this ties in with Jonathan's death?

We don't know yet.

MMartino

You know, he was helping with Robbie's charity. I didn't even ask him to-- he just showed up and donated his time and helped us raise money.

Hey, did Robbie ever get that-

MMartino

Replica NCIS badge? Are you kidding me? He wears it constantly. He tried to arrest the neighbors the other day.

Tell him I'll give him a call when I'm in a fix.

MMartino

I will, I will. He'd love that. He'd probably wait by the phone. Man, you know, the kid was dealt a tough hand, but he's always got a smile on his face.

And you?

MMartino

It, uh it's a struggle. Kid requires a lot of care. But, um I put him to bed at night, I watch him sleep, and I-I can't imagine my life without him. Guess once you're responsible for another human being things change. You understand that.

My brother's issues aren't physical.

MMartino

But they're no less real.

Yeah. Well I feel like I've done everything I could do for him. That's when I started going to see the kids at the hospital. Felt good to make 'em smile. You know, hope is still alive, my brother.

MMartino

That's right.

Hey, I'm gonna throw another name at you.

MMartino

Mm-hmm.

An alleged associate of Drayer's, back in his Stealth days-- James Walker.

MMartino

James Walker? I know that name. That guy's dangerous.

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Her Instagram was just deactivated.

Same with the Twitter account.

She just deleted all her remaining online accounts.

Well, that's all right. I'll find her. Nobody gets away from Double P, baby.

Double P?

Yeah, that's my nickname.

Nobody calls you that.

I do

You can't give yourself a nickname!

Why not?

You just you can't. It's a known rule. You're breaking a known rule.

Wait a minute. You're supposed to be helping me-- why is there a ape on your screen?

A, it's not an ape, it's a yeti, all right? And B, I am helping you-- I just also happen to be having a conversation with my girlfriend about the Ape Canyon conspiracy.

Well, A, I would very much like to lay eyes on said girlfriend; and B, this is the way the conversation should go. Is there a such thing as a yeti? No.

Well, we have a different point of view.

No, you don't have a different point of view. You're just wrong. There's a huge difference. (computer beeping) Oh, wait a minute. I knew she'd make a mistake. Yeah, she's back online.

Well, track her IP address.

That's what I'm doing, Captain Obvious. All right, stay on there, baby. Just a little longer. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Right on, right on. Keep on going. Yes! Got a IP address. She's on her cell phone, just by Chartres and Dumaine.

Okay, I'll call Pride.

Call Pride.

I just said I'm gonna call Pride.

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I cracked the encryption on Drayer's computer. Chalk up another V for double P. Boy, this Drayer was good. This guy designed a cryptographic attack so that the output of the infected cryptosystem could be computationally indistinguishable from the output of the corresponding uninfected cryptosystem, then used an asymmetric encryption to implement a cryptographic back door.

Pride

What do you mean by that?

Which part?

Pride

All of it.

The only thing you gotta understand is back door.

Which is what I said.