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NCIS: New Orleans · Season 1, Episode 8

Sebastian and Patton in “Love Hurts”

Sebastian

Her Instagram was just deactivated.

Patton

Same with the Twitter account.

Sebastian

She just deleted all her remaining online accounts.

Patton

Well, that's all right. I'll find her. Nobody gets away from Double P, baby.

Sebastian

Double P?

Patton

Yeah, that's my nickname.

Sebastian

Nobody calls you that.

Patton

I do

Sebastian

You can't give yourself a nickname!

Patton

Why not?

Sebastian

You just you can't. It's a known rule. You're breaking a known rule.

Patton

Wait a minute. You're supposed to be helping me-- why is there a ape on your screen?

Sebastian

A, it's not an ape, it's a yeti, all right? And B, I am helping you-- I just also happen to be having a conversation with my girlfriend about the Ape Canyon conspiracy.

Patton

Well, A, I would very much like to lay eyes on said girlfriend; and B, this is the way the conversation should go. Is there a such thing as a yeti? No.

Sebastian

Well, we have a different point of view.

Patton

No, you don't have a different point of view. You're just wrong. There's a huge difference. (computer beeping) Oh, wait a minute. I knew she'd make a mistake. Yeah, she's back online.

Sebastian

Well, track her IP address.

Patton

That's what I'm doing, Captain Obvious. All right, stay on there, baby. Just a little longer. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Right on, right on. Keep on going. Yes! Got a IP address. She's on her cell phone, just by Chartres and Dumaine.

Sebastian

Okay, I'll call Pride.

Patton

Call Pride.

Sebastian

I just said I'm gonna call Pride.

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