Patton Plame quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Patton

Got your message. The doctor's phone SIM card? Pride, how'd you get that? By my mind, that's supposed to be property of the Charleston PD.

Pride

I borrowed it.

Patton

You stole it.

Pride

Stole implies that you have no intention of giving it back.

Patton

You say tomato; I say stole!

Brody

Don't you have servers to upload or motherboards to crack?

Patton

There's so many things wrong with that sentence, it hurts.

Pride

Where are we with that security footage?

Patton

Where you're about to be is Patton Plame's love shack! Follow. It's where the fun starts.

How'd you end up in that chair, anyway?

Patton

Bear attack. Accident in a demolition derby.

You're a federal agent?

Patton

Well, I like to think of it more like superhero. When NCIS needs me, I swoop in to save the day.

Patton

But isn't that illegal, Agent Gregorio?

Gregorio

Don't ask, don't tell, right?

Patton

If you brought an FBI surveillance van to this part of town, you'd stand out like a sore thumb.

Gregorio

And the A-Team was the only alternative? I'm sorry.

Patton

Crafty pop-culture reference, Mrs. T.

Gregorio

I think I've identified his type. Tough, loyal, whip-smart, sassy. Can hang with the boys and give as good as she gets.

Percy?

Gregorio

Like I said, I'm not sure how to break it to him.

Gregorio

Clever. Frightening, but clever.

Patton

Don't worry. Big Brother Patton only uses his power for good.

Pride

Bug's in Hamilton's pocket.

Patton

Reading him loud and clear. And he is pissed.

Pride

So am I.

Pride

Good work getting us those names, Patton.

Patton

I have no idea what you're talking about.

LaSalle

Pride sent me a text. He got a tip from a law enforcement buddy. "Check Lindsey's apartment for a book on Renaissance art, sundial, and exotic flowers.

Patton

Pride's buddy's onto something.

LaSalle

Well, you mean Pride's onto something. He must be working the case from Gulf Shores, which means New York here just earned herself a Red Sox jersey.

Gregorio

Uh, no, not until I see him walk through that door I haven't. Besides, this stuff doesn't get us any closer to finding Lindsey or the stalker.

Sebastian

That's not entirely true. The Madagascar jasmine, that's that's promising. Let's see, yeah. Pyrethrum isn't just used on crops. It's also used on exotic flowers. Patton, can you search for for Southern Louisiana specialty nurseries, ones that deal in exotic flora?

Patton

I'm on it. Rare Earth Nursery on the West Bank. But it went under last year.

Sebastian

That doesn't mean that the greenhouses still aren't functioning. Stalker tracked in the pesticide. There's a good chance that he's growing those flowers out there himself.

LaSalle

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Anna

Does that mean no more paragliding?

Patton

I already apologized. Don't be getting greedy now.

Patton

I never condemn anyone for following their bliss, brah.

LaSalle

Yeah, but what if it's not?

Pride

Got your text. You found something.

Gregorio

Uh, looks like you did.

Jimmy

Well, technically, I found him. Jimmy Boyd. Dwayne's brother.

Gregorio

What?

Patton

Excuse me?

Pride

Half brother, actually. Another byproduct of Cassius' colorful personality.