Sebastian Lund quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Gregorio

I think I've identified his type. Tough, loyal, whip-smart, sassy. Can hang with the boys and give as good as she gets.

Percy?

Gregorio

Like I said, I'm not sure how to break it to him.

Wade

Sounds like a field trip to me.

Sebastian

Yeah. Wait, do you mean me? You want me to go back out there to deadly gator world by myself?

Wade

Tick tick croc.

Sebastian

All right. See you never.

Pride

Everybody all right?

Sebastian

Define all right.

Pride

You were really going to inject him?

Sebastian

To save Loretta, yeah?

Pride

Good job.

Wade

Sebastian's a hypochondriac.

Sebastian

Some might call it extra careful.

Sebastian

That was unexpected.

Gregorio

You did great, baby. You did great.

LaSalle

Pride sent me a text. He got a tip from a law enforcement buddy. "Check Lindsey's apartment for a book on Renaissance art, sundial, and exotic flowers.

Patton

Pride's buddy's onto something.

LaSalle

Well, you mean Pride's onto something. He must be working the case from Gulf Shores, which means New York here just earned herself a Red Sox jersey.

Gregorio

Uh, no, not until I see him walk through that door I haven't. Besides, this stuff doesn't get us any closer to finding Lindsey or the stalker.

Sebastian

That's not entirely true. The Madagascar jasmine, that's that's promising. Let's see, yeah. Pyrethrum isn't just used on crops. It's also used on exotic flowers. Patton, can you search for for Southern Louisiana specialty nurseries, ones that deal in exotic flora?

Patton

I'm on it. Rare Earth Nursery on the West Bank. But it went under last year.

Sebastian

That doesn't mean that the greenhouses still aren't functioning. Stalker tracked in the pesticide. There's a good chance that he's growing those flowers out there himself.

LaSalle

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Pride

Are you suggesting we're searching for James Bond here, Sebastian?

Sebastian

A boy can dream.

Sebastian

I'm a scientist. You've got to show me proof that something exists.

Gregorio

Can you prove that love exists?

Sebastian

No, but maybe this'll help. I digitized the photos that Pride took from the seance, which, scientifically speaking, is a total quack. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love, uh, The Haunting, I love Poltergeist-- the originals, I mean, not the remakes. - You guys want to talk about quacks?

LaSalle

Sebastian

Sebastian

They're not good movies. What do you want me to say?

LaSalle

The photo.

Sebastian

I was able to isolate a, uh, fingerprint smudge on one of the candles-- you see it right there?

Gregorio

Any matches?

Sebastian

Oh, yeah. No surprise-- a, uh, con artist psychic who is on probation for taking tourists for everything they got.

LaSalle

Got a name on this joker?

Sebastian

Name and an address. [pulls up the information] Otis Bartholomeus the Third. He, uh, works at one of those haunted mansions called The Mortuary.

Gregorio

Wait a minute.

Percy

Isn't that the

Gregorio

creep from our crime scene?

Percy

Yeah

Gregorio

Yes spirit chaser, my ass. That's probably our perp.

LaSalle

All right, call Pride. He's with Jacob's sister. Tell him we got a legit suspect.

Pride

You OK, Sebastian?

Sebastian

No. I shot someone.

Wade

Get to them before Dwayne goes too far.

Sebastian

Yeah.

Sebastian

Was it me, or was that wizard staring at us?

Gregorio

Everyone is staring at us.

Sebastian

C'mon, New York. Let's roll.

Gregorio

Now you're pushing your luck.

Sebastian

She couldn't dissect a frog in high school. She's no killer.

Gregorio

I don't think that will hold up in court.