Sebastian Lund quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Brody

Okay, the third thing?

Sebastian

I killed Chris.

Brody

Chris as in LaSalle?

Sebastian

Chris as in LaBee. There was an incident when I tried to run further tests. We got into it, and he stung me.

Brody

Ouch.

Sebastian

Honestly, you know, I think he was just depressed. It was one of those classic death-by-scientist kind of things.

Brody

[phone beeps] Chris.

Sebastian

The person, I assume?

Brody

Yeah, gotta go.

Sebastian

Okay. Hey, when you see him, you'll tell him it wasn't personal.

Sebastian

Do you know the one thing that a woman looks for in a man?

Brody

Well, since I am a woman, I can tell you it's--

Sebastian

--high earning potential. It's a biological fact!

Percy

Well, you are the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.

Sebastian

I don't say that. The evidence does.

Gregorio

[about Sebastian] These tangents, are these common?

Percy

It's a lovable quirk.

Sebastian

Thanks, Percy.

Sebastian

Is that all there is for me?

Wade

I have stomach contents.

Percy

Are you sure about making this guy an agent?

Sebastian

I find that hurtful. [points to his heart] You know, right here.

Looking a little green there.

Sebastian

I just need to get my sea legs.

You know that we're docked, right?

Sebastian

I do.

Sebastian

Good idea. Weapon, in case I need to defend myself.

Gregorio

Flashlight, in case you need to see.

Sebastian

It wasn't just lack of training that made me freeze up. It was also lack of confidence.

Wade

Don't be too hard on yourself.

Sebastian

It's one thing to want to expand your horizons, but a lot of people's lives depend on it. I want to help the team, not hurt them. I'm just not sure how I can.

Listen to me very carefully. I am betting more than just money on this race. I'm betting my life. That makes you my insurance policy. Which means if it doesn't work out exactly the way you say it will, you'll be betting your life too. We understand each other?

Sebastian

Yeah. Yeah.

Sebastian

Yeah, I disobeyed a direct order, but I don't give a damn. If becoming an agent means abandoning my team when they need me the most, then you can take that badge and shove it ...

Lund, you did good.

Sebastian

Hi. Uh... I'm a federal agent... [fights with man] Stop-stop resisting. Stop resisting. It's gonna be okay. [Man groans] Just... [man grunts] We're all gonna be fine.

Sebastian

[groans] What was that, like, a... like, a Vulcan nerve pinch?

Mossad technique an old friend of mine taught me. All right, we got to get him up here, get him in the car.

Sebastian

Yeah. No problem. Okay. God I wish we didn't park so far away.

LaSalle

You really like McGee, don't you?

Percy

Yeah, a bit of a man crush.

Sebastian

A total man crush. Also it's like looking to a crystal ball, to see what I could become. McGee is basically future Sebastian.

Sebastian

You're like the mother I never had.

Wade

You have a mother. I've met her.

Sebastian

Exactly.

Sebastian

Please tell me that getting my ass kicked all the time is part of the whole newbie thing. Because, if not, I'm going back to the lab. Or buying a bunch of life insurance.

Gregorio

You did great, baby, and you're doing great. Just hang in there.