Sebastian Lund quotes from NCIS: New Orleans

Pride

NOPD is less than a mile away. If this gets messy, we'll call in the cavalry.

Sebastian

You expecting messy?

Pride

Not if Sonja's done her job.

Pride

It looks like we beat whoever killed Elaine to the first clue.

Sebastian

So that means we are on a real-life treasure hunt.

Gregorio

How many cups of coffee have you had?

Sebastian

Five. No, six. Seven.

Gregorio

I'm going to need you to dial it back like ten.

Hi. What's your name?

Sebastian

I don't remember.

Sebastian

How long have we known each other, for almost two years?

Gregorio

Seems like longer.

Sebastian

I covered that house inside and outside, and all I got was a rash, which I hope isn't ringworm.

LaSalle

Me too.

Gregorio

You don't have to baby me, Sebastian.

Sebastian

Really? Because honestly, I feel like you're lucky to be walking right now let alone breathing.

Gregorio

Stop being so dramatic.

Gregorio

Thank you for kicking my ass and being there for me.

Sebastian

Oh my god.

Gregorio

What?

Sebastian

You're getting mushy right now.

Gregorio

Maybe.

Sebastian

Wow.

Sebastian

What do you think? "Silence of the Lambs?"

Gregorio

Sebastian!

Sebastian

No, you're right. We should probably watch "Seven."

Gregorio

We need to maintain the media blackout.

Sebastian

That's easy because we don't know anything.

Gregorio

Are they having a bulk sale at Suits R Us?

Sebastian

As a matter of fact, yeah. Pretty snazzy, right?

Gregorio

Yeah, if it's your First Communion.

Sebastian

Or if you're picking up the keys to the sweet new house you just bought.

Gregorio

Are you serious?

Sebastian

Yeah.

Sebastian

Okay. What-Whatever that was was not Klingon.

You're quite the detective, aren't you?

Sebastian

Yeah, kind of. Well, I'm sort of like, um, Bill Nye the Science Guy. You know? But armed.

Bow tie would really bring that look home.

Sebastian

Yes. Yeah. Sebastian - Hmm? - is my name. My name is Sebastian. That's me. Hi.

I'm your saving grace, Carmen Delahoy, diplomatic translator, United Nations Trade Association.

Sebastian

That is an incredibly long title. [Carmen laughs] Very impressive.

Gregorio

Is this a witness interview or a date?

Sebastian

An interview. Definitely an interview.

LaSalle

I checked the perimeter. No sign of movement.

Sebastian

Entergy says the power's been cut off to the whole building.

Gregorio

Hmm? Wait, you're telling me I have to go into Dracula's castle in the dark?

Sebastian

You want me to hold your little hand?

Gregorio

You touch me, Sebastian, I'll shoot you.

Sebastian

Hannah, will you tell her that she's got to put the ears on, please?

Hannah

(laughs) Wow. I thought you hated Halloween.

Sebastian

She's had a bit of a change of heart.

Gregorio

I did not. I still hate it.

Sebastian

Well, why are you going out with me, then?

Gregorio

Because I owe you, for scaring the living crap out of me at that abandoned lab, and because payback's a bitch, right? - I got a plan to get him back.

Sebastian

Okay, all right. That's fine. This is gonna be the worst Halloween of my life.

Gregorio

You're welcome to join.

Hannah

Maybe next time.

Sebastian

I'm actually, I think I'm gonna chill out here. I was gonna watch a-- maybe a movie.

Gregorio

Oh, Sebastian, put the damn ears back on and move your tail.

Sebastian

(sighs)

Gregorio

Night, Hannah.

Sebastian

Meow.

Hannah

Meow.