[to Kakuzu] Earth is inferior to lightning. Not your lucky day.
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Unless he's taking advantage of his partner's immortality!
[To Shikamaru] You bury your dead or what? Cuz it'll be a real hassle if you do.
Those headbands you're all wearing remind me of the very first Leaf shinobi I ever faced off against. The First Hokage.
Kakashi, I'm going to replace the heart you took out with yours!
I know teamwork's important, but right now I need to cross this bridge and cross it alone, no matter how dangerous a bridge it turns out to be. If I can't work my way to the other side, I'll just be a kid forever. [Sasuke appears in his mind] So please, please don't take away my chance to prove what I can do.
You and your God don't frighten me. You see, you can I believe in different things. Wanna know what I believe in? The will of fire. Right now the god you should be worried about isn't your stupid Jashin or anyone else. It's me. Because I'm the one who's about to pass judgment!
[last words] You fool! Don't say I didn't warn you! The day of retribution will come, and the Way of Jashin will punish you! Yes, and then I'll be the one passing judgment! My teeth, that's all I'll need, you'll see! And I'll tear you to pieces!
[On Naruto] Jutsu that were beyond the Fourth Hokage are well within his command. I guess it's time to finally pass the torch. He's surpassed me. Can you sense it? You're the one who's always before his eyes inspiring him. It's you who makes him strong. You know that don't you Sasuke?
Kakashi, time to move.
Yeah.
Think you can make it?
Alright everyone, we're heading back to the Leaf Village.
Where's Kakashi sensei?
Tying up loose ends.
[last words] Defeated by a pack of brats. Incredible.
You did fight the First Hokage. No wonder you see us as brats, but it cuts both ways. To our eyes, you're just an old geezer whose time is over. So here you are dying, hugging the earth like a worm. One by one the next generation will catch up to you, and in the end they'll surpass you. [Kakashi finishes off Kakuzu]
[to Kurenai] I used to complain about what a drag everything was. I made a lot of mistakes that way. And every time I did, Asuma would come to my rescue. He was an odd teacher. Kinda elusive, hard to figure out. But to me he was a terrific role model. Well looks like it's finally my turn now. When that baby arrives it'll be my turn as guardian and teacher. Guess I've got some growing up to do huh?
[using Shogi as a metaphor for ninja life] The children who carry the future of the Leaf on their shoulders. They're the king.
You defeated them all without one fatal blow. You are still naive.
They're not the ones I want to kill.
You must learn to be heartless or you will never defeat Itachi.
When I come face to face with him I'll be heartless all right.
Not a drop of blood on him. They called me a genius, but compared to him, there's no comparison.
[Explaining what it means to connect heart-to-heart] Huh?! W-well, my feelings are understood by someone else. And that person's feelings reach me as well.
TTobi
[Points out piggybank inside dango store] That's exactly like your work, isn't it? Could it be that your art style is a ripoff?
Tobi... you're dead! [attacks him]
[after defeating the Three-Tailed Beast] If it weren't for my artistry you would still be thrashing around underwater. Since you're an Akatsuki now, stop jabbering so much and learn how to be cool. That's the secret. You've got no cool, you've got no art. You see, that's what art is. It's passionate emotions recollected in cool tranquility.
TTobi
Ha, talk about jabbering. [laughs as Deidara begins to attack him with explosives] Oh I was kidding!
Just make sure you don't get complacent there, Tobi. The Three-Tails was easily defeated because it doesn't have a Jinchuriki host. It has great powers but not the intelligence to control it. [Tobi just lies silent] Hey there, Tobi. When I said be cool I didn't mean be comatose. I'm talking to you. [Deidara discovers Tobi has actually fallen asleep and attacks him] Fall asleep on me again and I'll make sure you never wake up!
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