Kakuzu quotes from Naruto: Shippūden

Kakuzu

[To Shikamaru] If you're smart, unlike my partner here.

Kakuzu

Those headbands you're all wearing remind me of the very first Leaf shinobi I ever faced off against. The First Hokage.

Kakuzu

Kakashi, I'm going to replace the heart you took out with yours!

Kakuzu

It was over the moment you thought you had my abilities figured out. See, unlike my partner, I actually think. Even if you analyze every aspect of the battle, things don't always go as you plan.

Sorrow begets solitude.

The only thing you can have faith in is yourself.

Kakuzu

You're wrong. The only thing you can have faith in is money.

Hidan

There you go again. This side job of yours has made us fall behind in our Jinchuriki hunt! And that's not all.

Kakuzu

Listen, I only teamed up with you because you said that religion was profitable. As the holder of Akatsuki's purse strings, I'm the one who should be complaining.

Kakuzu

According to our bingo book his head's worth 30 million.

Hidan

Hey we're not just doing this for the bounty are we? Killing a monk for earthly gain is a one way ticket to damnation my friend.

Kakuzu

Well after all, they say that money talks wherever you go.

Hidan

I only need a little more time sir. We're just about to get to the good part here!

Pain

We're sealing the Two Tails. Return at once. This is top priority.

Hidan

Please sir, just a few more minutes. Is that really too much to ask?

Kakuzu

Enough Hidan.

Are they communicating with somebody?

Kakuzu

We'll be back in no time so prepare yourselves.

Pain

What troublesome fellows they are.

Kakuzu

Let's go Hidan.

Hidan

That blasted leader of ours. One of these days I'll put a curse on him.

Kakashi

[On Naruto] Jutsu that were beyond the Fourth Hokage are well within his command. I guess it's time to finally pass the torch. He's surpassed me. Can you sense it? You're the one who's always before his eyes inspiring him. It's you who makes him strong. You know that don't you Sasuke?

Yamato

Kakashi, time to move.

Kakashi

Yeah.

Choji

Think you can make it?

Yamato

Alright everyone, we're heading back to the Leaf Village.

Ino

Where's Kakashi sensei?

Yamato

Tying up loose ends.

Kakuzu

[last words] Defeated by a pack of brats. Incredible.

Kakashi

You did fight the First Hokage. No wonder you see us as brats, but it cuts both ways. To our eyes, you're just an old geezer whose time is over. So here you are dying, hugging the earth like a worm. One by one the next generation will catch up to you, and in the end they'll surpass you. [Kakashi finishes off Kakuzu]