IIzumo
Is he immortal?!
Isn't that obvious you fool?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
And I didn't even hit a vital spot. But that kind of pain is the best! The other person's agony at the final moment of death seeps into my body. The pain is transcended and becomes the purest ecstasy!
Shikamaru can think 10 steps ahead and imagine over 200 possible moves to make. He has the instinct for picking just the right one.
[To Asuma] You fools have no idea how incredibly painful it is having your head sliced off!
Now I can finally savor it. Savor the pain caused by your death! [uses his curse to fatally wound Asuma] Yeah that's the stuff.
I only need a little more time sir. We're just about to get to the good part here!
We're sealing the Two Tails. Return at once. This is top priority.
Please sir, just a few more minutes. Is that really too much to ask?
Enough Hidan.
AAoba
Are they communicating with somebody?
We'll be back in no time so prepare yourselves.
What troublesome fellows they are.
Let's go Hidan.
That blasted leader of ours. One of these days I'll put a curse on him.
Ino.
Yes?
You're bossy but you can also be a compassionate caregiver. Choji and Shikamaru, they're both so awkward and clumsy.
Yes sir.
And make sure that you don't ever lose to Sakura, not in Ninjutsu or romance.
I won't.
And Choji, you're a loyal thoughtful friend and a kind soul. In time you'll be a stronger Shinobi than anyone else so be more confident in yourself.
Got it.
And another thing. You might consider losing a few pounds.
I don't know if it's possible but I'll try to.
And finally, Shikamaru. With your razor sharp intellect you have the instincts of a great Shinobi. You are truly worthy of becoming Hokage, though you'll probably try avoiding it, since you'd find the job such a drag. All those games of Shogi and not once could I beat you. Which reminds me, remember when we talked about the king? [they flash back] Now I'm going to tell you who the king is. Lean closer.
But Asuma... so then that's why you...
[Last words] I'm counting on you Shikamaru. I know I said I quit, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore now. Could you get me one last cigarette? They're in my pouch.
[flashback] Each of you will be given a new team to lead. These earrings are my gift to you to celebrate our success. Whatever the future holds never forget you were members of Squad 10.
Sensei!
RRaido
It was an end worthy of a Shinobi.
I still hate those damn cigarettes. I can still feel his smoke in my eyes.
I was just about to prove to those heathens the might of the way of Jashin!
The Leaf aren't heathens. They venerate their ancestors and follow the Will of Fire. In fact, one could say their motives for fighting are just as justified as yours.
How dare you! Are you trying to insult me?
No. I do not intend to ridicule the reasons why you do battle. After all you and I are birds of a feather. It doesn't matter what you do to justify war. Religion, philosophy, resources, land, revenge, love, even on a whim. No matter how trivial the motive, they're all worthy causes for war. There will always be war. The reason can be found later. Human instinct seeks conflict.
The villages have downsized to save money, and many shinobi have lost their jobs. Shinobi exist to fight. They risk their lives for the sake of this land, yet this is how they're rewarded.
If I can't look left and right at the same time all by myself, then I just need to create more clones. They can look left and right for me and then I can divide up the responsibility.
So my shadow clone earlier gave you a hint huh? Of course only Naruto has both the chakra and the shadow clones for a method like that to work. I couldn't accomplish that. I bet even the Fourth Hokage couldn't. But him... Just what I expect from a ninja like you, Naruto. You're full of surprises. I'm not sure how to say this, but I think I've started to take a liking to you kiddo!
[Naruto's jutsu and clones disappear in shock]
[Thinking about Dan and Nawaki] Some deaths may be harder to accept than others. But unless you can get past that, there's no future.
[On leaving Naruto behind to help Shikamaru] He doesn't need me at the moment.
[To Shikamaru] If you're smart, unlike my partner here.
What I meant was that only my wind can assist and magnify his fire.
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