[We cut to an obvious toy submarine surfacing within a pool of water.]
The Tidy Bowl Man is doing all right for himself.
They're coming up for more baking soda.
[Crow begins snickering.]
Ah, the ocean's beautiful in this part of the tub.
[Crow snickers again.]
This set is at least three box tops.
[recovering his composure] Special effects by... Billy!
. . .
[The radar operator climbs a ladder toward a hatch.]
Don't go up there! You'll become a toy!
. . .
[The men from the helicopter have climbed down into the submarine.]
Okay. We can dive.
Billy's out of the tub. We can dive now.
Head towards the drain.
[Shot in slow motion, the sub pulls away and the toy helicopter "falls" off into the water.]
Das Toy Boat!
Uhp, did somebody tie on the helicopter?
Oop! Eh... This must be a massive organization to be able to throw away a $1.50 helicopter.
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