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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Mike [as Mystery Man], Woman and others in “12 to the Moon”

[The Dancing Woman and the Mystery Man drive away on the Highway of Tomorrow. Throughout the ride, the gang makes noises like "The Jetsons".]

MAMike [as Mystery Man]

Look. Dead raccoon of tomorrow.

[The music becomes very etherial and dreamlike.]

WWoman

[singing] Tomorrow... tomorrow...

[singing, a la Elmer Fudd] With my sword and magic helmet...

. . .

MAMike [as Mystery Man]

That's where President Barbi Benton lives with Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock.

. . .

Automatic freeway. You build it.

. . .

Someone invent rock and roll, please!

. . .

Future may not be available as seen. Personal fates may vary. Future not available in Africa, India, or Central South America.

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Ah, there's probably some giant kid standing off, holding a control.

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