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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Servo and Crow in “The Wild Wild World of Batwoman”

[Reading the opening cards]

Cheating: How to make it work for you at home and on the job.

A Centron production, although we got the idea from a different company, because we're cheating!

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