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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Servo [as radio announcer] and Mike in “The Wild Wild World of Batwoman”

[The short opens over a large clock.]

SAServo [as radio announcer]

The Jack Benny Program!

[The clock strikes ominously.]

Mike

[deeply] Ebenezer Scrooge...

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