[The wives, clad in white, diaphanous robes, are fighting each other.]
Crow: Well, the talks broke down at this point.
Servo: Looks like the Russian Parliament.
Joel [as Announcer]: Next on ESPN, full contact nightgown wrestling!
Crow: Designing Women, the lost episodes.
Servo [as Prof. Canning]: And now, the Manos Women's Guild will reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbor.
Joel: You know, this was the alternate ending to Beaches.
Crow: I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants!
. . .
Servo: You know, this isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata!
. . .
Joel:You know after this they're gonna laugh and cry and pierce each others ears.
. . .
Crow: It's the Wilson Phillips breakup.
. . .
Servo: I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made.
Crow: Well, the talks broke down at this point.
Servo: Looks like the Russian Parliament.
Joel [as Announcer]: Next on ESPN, full contact nightgown wrestling!
Crow: Designing Women, the lost episodes.
Servo [as Prof. Canning]: And now, the Manos Women's Guild will reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbor.
Joel: You know, this was the alternate ending to Beaches.
Crow: I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants!
. . .
Servo: You know, this isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata!
. . .
Joel:You know after this they're gonna laugh and cry and pierce each others ears.
. . .
Crow: It's the Wilson Phillips breakup.
. . .
Servo: I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made.
[The wives, clad in white, diaphanous robes, are fighting each other.]
Crow : Well, the talks broke down at this point.
Servo : Looks like the Russian Parliament.
Joel [as Announcer] : Next on ESPN, full contact nightgown wrestling!
Crow : Designing Women , the lost episodes.
Servo [as Prof. Canning] : And now, the Manos Women's Guild will reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbor.
Joel : You know, this was the alternate ending to Beaches .
Crow : I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants!
. . .
Servo : You know, this isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata!
. . .
Joel :You know after this they're gonna laugh and cry and pierce each others ears.
. . .
Crow : It's the Wilson Phillips breakup.
. . .
Servo : I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made.
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