[The wives, clad in white, diaphanous robes, are fighting each other.]
Well, the talks broke down at this point.
Looks like the Russian Parliament.
Next on ESPN, full contact nightgown wrestling!
Designing Women, the lost episodes.
And now, the Manos Women's Guild will reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbor.
You know, this was the alternate ending to Beaches.
I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants!
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You know, this isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata!
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You know after this they're gonna laugh and cry and pierce each others ears.
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It's the Wilson Phillips breakup.
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I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made.
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