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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Crow, Servo and others in “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

[The wives, clad in white, diaphanous robes, are fighting each other.]

Well, the talks broke down at this point.

Looks like the Russian Parliament.

JAJoel [as Announcer]

Next on ESPN, full contact nightgown wrestling!

Designing Women, the lost episodes.

SAServo [as Prof. Canning]

And now, the Manos Women's Guild will reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbor.

You know, this was the alternate ending to Beaches.

I see London, I see France, I see everybody's underpants!

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You know, this isn't Lysistrata. I like it, but it isn't Lysistrata!

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You know after this they're gonna laugh and cry and pierce each others ears.

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It's the Wilson Phillips breakup.

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I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made.

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