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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel, Crow and others in “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

[Torgo, whose thighs and knees appear to be hugely swollen, shambles unevenly to fetch luggage.]

Joel

Ah… that's not how you wear your Depends, Torgo.

CCrow

Been hitting the Thighmaster, Torgo?

. . .

Servo

Like having Joe Cocker as your bellhop.

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