TV QuotesDatabase
S4

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Servo, Crow and others in “The Day the Earth Froze”

[Two clowns swing around a pole crotch to crotch.]

Oh, no! No, no -- they're doing it clown-style! No!

[One clown sweeps the other's behind with a hand broom.]

Ah! And Madonna thinks she's innovative!

Oh, please tell me this isn't happening.

[They continue to complain as one clown hits the other's behind with a mallet.]

CACrow [as Clown]

More, more, I'm a bad clown! Ha ha ha!

SAServo [as Narrator]

Yes, children's windows of perception are opened for a second, only to take in the horror that is the circus.

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Mystery Science Theater 3000 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.