[The circus starts with a parade of all the performers.]
Supporters drummed up for the Spanish-American War.
Hey, uh, aren't the horses supposed to go behind the band?
Oops.
Now make way for the Ku Klux Klowns!
. . .
Oh, please you guys, you're getting too dark. Would you lighten up?
How about this? Hey, look, it's Rue McClanahan.
That's better.
It's Ezekiel, the Amish clown. [chuckles] No buttons.
Oh, look, it's Ice Princess Zebra.
[Emmett Kelly appears in the parade.]
Hey, it's Emmett Kelly.
That's good.
No, it really is.
Whatever, Joel.
. . .
[As the narrator mentions Emmett Kelly over a shot of him eating a sandwich]
See? Emmett changed management soon after this.
[Shot of the crowd cheering]
We love it when he eats!
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