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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Servo, Crow [as Dr. Yung] and others in “The Human Duplicators”

[In the duplication chamber next to the real Dr. Yung, a skeleton slowly becomes something resembling a life-size blow-up doll.]

Huh. Well, kinda close, I suppose.

[The camera zooms in on Dr. Yung.]

CACrow [as Dr. Yung]

[in "Chinese" accent] Do I really look like that?

Oh, come on, Doc! Did your kid make that thing?

I sing the Body Pathetic! Heh.

[Gradually, a very pale form resembling Dr. Yung materializes.]

Uh… I think you need more toner!

[The form slowly darkens to reveal an identical copy of Yung.]

Heh heh heh. Heh! Hunan Duplicators!

Right! 'Cause they're identical Suzie Wongs?

Yeah! Yeah. 'Cause two Wongs don't make a--

Oh, that's enough.

Oh, don't hit me.

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