[Max and the Master set off for adventure in Max's custom-painted van.]
MMax
Now for the fun part...riding with a ninja.
We'll be the judge of that.
CACrow [as TV announcer]
Chevy Van: A Quinn Martin production.
MMax
We're being followed!
SAServo [as the Master]
Of course we are! We're in an action-packed, made-for-tv movie!
[The van makes a sharp left.]
CACrow [as the Master]
Quick! Take a turn here on Steven J. Cannell Boulevard!
MMax
Don't tell me why they're following us. I like surprises.
CCrow
Well, here's a surprise...you're already cancelled! [N]
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