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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Holly, Max and others in “Master Ninja I”

[Holly Trumball (Demi Moore) and Max Keller stroll flirtatiously toward Max's van.]

HHolly

You think you, um, could stick around? I might need you.

MMax

I'm going off duty for the day.

HHolly

Oh sure, a loner, I got the scene. Just reading the classified ads in the local motel until Dick Powell comes running down the television alley at midnight with a gun in his hand.

Joel

Uh, let Dennis Miller do Dennis Miller, Demi.

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