[as Dr. Forrester distributes beer to the guests while they swing a song Jack Perkins plays on the piano]
Boy that Perkins is really hot, huh? Eh, mom? MOTHER! Uh you're here-
Where's Frank?
Uh, Frank is not here, mother.
Not here, Clayton? Oh good one, Clayton, I come all this way to s- Say... [fixes her hair] Jack has never looked better.
Happy Thanksgiving, mother.
Yeah, sure.
Uh, you're just in time to see me take over the entire world, mom.
That's nice, dear. Say, who's the red-hooved one down there at the end? The cloven one, it is him! [pushes past Dr. Forrester]
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