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TV's Frank and Dr. Forrester in “Turkey Day '91”

[Dr. Forrester sits downtrodden after the marathon concludes]

TSTV's Frank

Come on, Papa, eat.

I failed, Frank. How hard could it be to take over the world? Piece of cake, right?

TSTV's Frank

Oh, come on, don't be so hard on yourself. You just did a 30 hour marathon of your most diabolical experiments ever, I mean not just any stiff could pull that off.

No, Frank, you're the trooper here. You put on that great spread, and the place looked great, and you looked great, and... I just wanna tell you Frank, I really admire you.

TSTV's Frank

Thanks Steve. Takes a big man to admit that.

No, Frank, I mean it. You're a real booster. You know, I think I'll have a piece of that pumpkin pie.

TSTV's Frank

[nervously chuckling] Well I... used that on my sandwich- don't have any left...

Oh, no matter. Minced meat it is, then.

TSTV's Frank

[nervously chuckling] ... added to a shake... not any left... I didn't...

Start running, Frank.

TSTV's Frank

Yes sir.

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