Who do you think's gonna pitch today? I hope it's not McCalvey!
[as the young baseball player on his bike runs a stop sign, a car honks, resulting in a freeze frame on the boy's surprised face]
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here...
[the next scene shows the player on a street in bandages, about to be put on a stretcher]
Final line, McCalvey went eight innings, gave up two runs on six hits, four walks, and one ceremonial pitch.
He died how he played baseball: trouble with the curve.
...
[as the ambulance takes the boy away] And the moral of the story is, baseball isn't worth it.
Alright, let's move back out of the street.
Alright, move along so we can finish this Larry Byrd photo shoot for Pontiac.
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