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Ted, Servo [as Ted] and others in “Bicycling Visual Skills”

[after Mike runs a stop sign on his bike]

TTed

I've got something to tell you that you'll probably see in the film tomorrow, but I think you need to know it now.

SAServo [as Ted]

Meryl's still got it.

TTed

Every time you come to a stop sign, you should always use the slow down, or stop hand signal. And then you should look being you to make sure that no cars are coming. Then look to the left, and always when it's a three-way intersection, look straight ahead to the right, to the left again, and then once it's clear, you can...

EAEmily [as Ted]

Then up up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start, and you'll have unlimited bikes!

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