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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 13

Crow, Servo, and Jonah, Crow and others in “The Mask”

[as Dr. Barnes puts the mask on, and enters a hellish demonic trance]

CSCrow, Servo, and Jonah

You don't know what we can find, why don't you come with me, Dr. Barnes, on a 3D carpet ride!

CCrow

Is this what it feels like to chew 5 Gum?

[shot of a skull with its eyes]

Servo

Ack ack! Ack ack ack!

[the skull dissolves leaving only the eyes, which zoom forward past the screen repeatedly]

JJonah

Irises, pupils, and cataracts, oh my! Irises, pupils, and cataracts, oh my!

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