From now on, we're dumbing things down.
Yeah. Once people are dumb, they'll pay us to make them smart with our invention exchange, a new pharmaceutical we call, Algernon!
I don't know. Anything that has to do with messing with your brain chemistry can't be very safe.
Relax, ex-fiancé! No one can sue us if we mention all the terrible stuff our drug could do to you in the advertisement. Algernon...
Hi, I'm Synthia. As a clone I lacked basic intelligence, but that changed when I started taking Algernon.
Algernon...
Algernon is the only effective smartness drug on the market.
Grow your brain with Algernon, dumbasses!
[speaking rapidly] Side effects of Algernon include nausea, mouse friendship, and the 1969 Oscar for Best Actor. Algernon may kill you if taken when the sun is out or setting.
[rapidly speaking] Algernon should not be ingested even in jest. For more warnings, see our ad in Golf Magazine.
Algernon made me so smart, I realized it was dangerous, and I should stop taking it.
Algernon!
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