Sam, Santa and others in “The Christmas That Almost Wasn't”

How much do you owe, Santa?

Oh no, I couldn't...

Now now now, come on, Santa. I'm a lawyer, and lawyers don't like to lose arguments. How much?

[handing him a piece of paper] Well, here's the rent bill.

This is just a folded up Denny's placemat with dollar symbols drawn all over it.

800 candy canes a day???

[perplexed] That much...?

You're gonna need one hell of a GoFundMe page!

Now don't get me wrong, Santa. I'm really a good lawyer. I just keep forgetting to send out bills.

Servo

A lawyer who forgets to send out bills? This movie just became unrealistic.