[when the Fire Department loses a box of first aid equipment]
CCrow
That wasn't even caused by the avalanche! They're just completely incompetent!
[an ambulance stops in the street, while a police car swerves to avoid a collision, and almost hits a person, causing mayhem]
They should change the name of this movie from Avalanche to just General Catastrophe.
Oh, so now we're seeing collateral deaths from the idea of an avalanche?
CCrow
What's next? Someone cutting their finger on the newspaper reading about it?
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