[as two raccoons make a mess in the kitchen of lots of food atop the kitchen counters]
CACrow [as a raccoon]
I went from Guardians of the Galaxy to this?!
SAServo [as other raccoon]
How do you think I feel? I was Ranger Rick!
. . .
You know, maybe the problem isn't raccoon in your kitchen so much as your habit for leaving all of your food on the countertop...OPEN.
Hey, looks like the table's free if you're looking for some yet unsoiled counterspace.
[Paul's father begins to laugh]
CCrow
Don't laugh. You people are pigs.
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