[The characters drive through Los Angeles. Footage of the drive begins with a display of Christmas trees.]
Hey, they drove straight to Christmas Village to blow the wad.
[Singing to the tune of "Sleigh Ride"] Oh, it's lovely weather for a surfboard together with you...
. . .
[We see a billboard for Doctor Dolittle starring Rex Harrison.]
Doctor Dolittle? That doesn't look like Eddie Murphy.
. . .
I think someone slipped us their vacation videos.
Okay, keep it coming. I'm not convinced they're in L.A. yet.
An 18-story office building? This could only be L.A.!
. . .
[singing along with the music] Oh, Charles Manson walks our streets,
The Zodiac killer's at large,
Charles Bukowski is puking out the window,
And Santa Claus is on his way!
. . .
[The gang drives up to a nightclub labeled "HAUNTED HOUSE".]
Merry Christmas, everyone! Let's go to the Haunted House!
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