[While the characters are planning to rob the local prison's evidence room, Mike and the Bots discover Buz is supposed to be a teenager despite the fact that the actor who plays him is clearly pushing 40.]
I'll need someone to come with me. Um, the boy'll do. [Points to Buz.]
Boy?!
. . .
Excuse me, Mr. Blatz, while I have a talk with this bright young man. [Pulls Buz aside.]
I don't know why they think he's so young, the guy's in his forties!
. . .
Wow, a young kid like me, breaking into crime!
. . .
[Professional lockpicker Harry Blatz and Buz have just finished burglarizing the police evidence locker.]
I won't mind seein' you go, because I know that there's now only one way to keep me from getting my share.
[Buz attacks Harry from behind.]
Yep, that's the way, you figured out how to do it! Beatin' in my skull with a tire iron! Oop, there's my brains on the floor!
. . .
Yes, my plan is perfect. I've been spotted by several people and I killed a guy!
Well, what do you expect, he's only a child!
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