[after Ivan begs Father Mushroom to be told how to undo his curse]
Alright, listen; vagabound with the head of a bear: just look at yourself and ask...
[as Father Mushroom] Do I crap in the woods?
...how did you live? You see, you spent all your time boasting about yourself. You loved yourself; only yourself. You offended everyone else.
Heed these words, Mike.
Consider Nastenka; you hurt her feelings.
I hurt her feelings?!
You've never done a good deed, Ivan. Now here's what you must do, take my advice:
[as Father Mushroom] Shave!
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