[Zebra-striped dancers move in formation to a oddly "Silent Night"-like tune.]
You know, the 14-year-old boys who snuck in with fake IDs, they gotta be feeling profoundly ripped off at this point.
Yep.
The "Feliz Navidad" dancers.
. . .
Now, were these dance numbers supposed to be provocative or merely boring?
Well, provocative in their boringness?
. . .
Hair-trigger precision. They're like the Blue Angels of dancing.
Yeah, one wrong move and they all crash.
There's something Laverne & Shirley-esque about this.
. . .
Riverdance: The strip show!
Ah, halftime at the Orange Bowl. Never fails to disappoint.
. . .
So how is this a tribute to Madeline Albright?
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