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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Mike, Crow and others in “The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies”

[Zebra-striped dancers move in formation to a oddly "Silent Night"-like tune.]

You know, the 14-year-old boys who snuck in with fake IDs, they gotta be feeling profoundly ripped off at this point.

Yep.

The "Feliz Navidad" dancers.

. . .

Now, were these dance numbers supposed to be provocative or merely boring?

Well, provocative in their boringness?

. . .

Hair-trigger precision. They're like the Blue Angels of dancing.

Yeah, one wrong move and they all crash.

There's something Laverne & Shirley-esque about this.

. . .

Riverdance: The strip show!

Ah, halftime at the Orange Bowl. Never fails to disappoint.

. . .

So how is this a tribute to Madeline Albright?

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