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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 8

Mike, Servo and others in “The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies”

[The opening credits show a man's face decaying into a zombie's face.]

The shroud of David Schwimmer.

. . .

Face is the result of slash and burn shaving.

MAMike [as zombie]

You'd tell me if my face was disintergrating, right?

He's turning into a brisket.

It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child.

. . .

He's turning into a seed sculpture from the state fair.

. . .

Tom Petty in the morning.

. . .

You know, seaweed makes a perfectly acceptible toupee.

[Cut to a toy clown laughing.]

Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.

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