[The opening credits show a man's face decaying into a zombie's face.]
Mike: The shroud of David Schwimmer.
. . .
Servo: Face is the result of slash and burn shaving.
Mike [as zombie]: You'd tell me if my face was disintergrating, right?
Servo: He's turning into a brisket.
Crow: It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child.
. . .
Crow: He's turning into a seed sculpture from the state fair.
. . .
Crow: Tom Petty in the morning.
. . .
Crow: You know, seaweed makes a perfectly acceptible toupee.
[Cut to a toy clown laughing.]
Mike: Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
Mike: The shroud of David Schwimmer.
. . .
Servo: Face is the result of slash and burn shaving.
Mike [as zombie]: You'd tell me if my face was disintergrating, right?
Servo: He's turning into a brisket.
Crow: It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child.
. . .
Crow: He's turning into a seed sculpture from the state fair.
. . .
Crow: Tom Petty in the morning.
. . .
Crow: You know, seaweed makes a perfectly acceptible toupee.
[Cut to a toy clown laughing.]
Mike: Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
[The opening credits show a man's face decaying into a zombie's face.]
Mike : The shroud of David Schwimmer.
. . .
Servo : Face is the result of slash and burn shaving.
Mike [as zombie] : You'd tell me if my face was disintergrating, right?
Servo : He's turning into a brisket.
Crow : It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child.
. . .
Crow : He's turning into a seed sculpture from the state fair.
. . .
Crow : Tom Petty in the morning.
. . .
Crow : You know, seaweed makes a perfectly acceptible toupee.
[Cut to a toy clown laughing.]
Mike : Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
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