[The opening credits show a man's face decaying into a zombie's face.]
The shroud of David Schwimmer.
. . .
Face is the result of slash and burn shaving.
MAMike [as zombie]
You'd tell me if my face was disintergrating, right?
He's turning into a brisket.
CCrow
It's a portrait of Bob Dole's inner child.
. . .
CCrow
He's turning into a seed sculpture from the state fair.
. . .
CCrow
Tom Petty in the morning.
. . .
CCrow
You know, seaweed makes a perfectly acceptible toupee.
[Cut to a toy clown laughing.]
Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
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