[We cut to see Dr. Forrester on the Hexfield Viewscreen, looking through a strand of film reel. Mike and the 'bots wheel in.]
Ah! Mike! Robots! I'm feeling particularly evil, because today's experiment is a stinky, cinematic suppository called This Island Earth! You may all just bow down before me after this stink-burger! Say, come to think about it, I don't believe you bowed down before me, recently!
Uh, sure, we have! Last week!
No, no, no. I think that was more of a curtsy of a bow. So, why won't we all just bow down... NOW? [cuts off life support systems]
Now, see, I don't see the reason why you make us— [starts choking]
[Mike and the 'bots start conforming to Dr. Forrester.]
. . .
[panicking] Bowing, sir!
[*Dialogue speed not understandable*]
[Pleased, Dr. Forrester restores life support systems. Mike and the 'bots get up from the floor.]
Okay, Dr. Forrester! Geez!
What a dickweed!
Well, Now that we have our little fun, prepare yourself for... oh, but before I start the experiment, uh, did you... y'know... go?
[dejected] Yes...
Because I don't want to have to stop the movie before... y'know...
You won't...
Then, prepare yourself for This Island Earth! [pulls a lever]
[*Movie Sign Alarm*]
Oh! We got MOVIE SIGN!
[Mike and the 'Bots rush to the auditorium, screaming along the way, while the camera treks down through the famous Countdown Door Hallway that leads to the auditorium.]
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