[We cut to Crow in the S.O.L.'s maintenance basement bay, inevitably making yet another escape attempt by digging his way through the hull with a pickaxe.]
[singing It's a Long Way to Tipperary] It's a long way to tipperary... [*Thunk!*] To the sweetest girl I know...! [*Thunk!*] Goodbye to Noah Beery... [*Thunk!*] Hello Harold LLOOOOOOYD...! [*Thunk!*]
[O.S.] Crow!
Huh?
Crow, listen, you gotta stop!
Oh! Hi, Mike! I found a perfect spot! Once I break through this wall, we'll tunnel our way right back to Earth! [*Thunk!*]
[hovering down] Crow, you big dope! You can't tunnel through space!
Come, come, boys! We must confound Jerry at every turn! [*Thunk!*] [continues singing]
[quickly rushes to Crow] Crow, no! You'll breach the hull!
[Crow breaches the satellite's hull as he tries to escape, causing the air to be sucked out.]
[quickly rushing to something to hang onto for dear life] WOAAAH! CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Woah, I didn't expect this!
Attaining.... Maximum RPM.... Adjust pitch and yaw thrusters..... Stabilize! There, that should do it— [gets sucked towards hole] WOOOAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[Mike quickly catches Servo, screaming for dear life, by the hand.]
Wow, this is confusing! Uh, Mike, you wanna hand me my calculations?
[A wad of paper is blown across the bay and hits Crow in the face.]
Thank you! Wow, look at that: "Breach Hull - All Die"! Even had it underlined! Hah!
[Mike is still holding on to the screaming Servo for his dear life.]
[screaming] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA-AH! OH! OH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! OHHH! MOMMY! MOMMY! AAAHHHHH! I LOVE YOU, MIIIIIIIKE! [*Sproing!*] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
[Servo is pulled out of Mike's hand and straight towards the hole.]
SERVO!
[Servo ends up landing right-side up on the hole with his hoverskirt.]
[impressed and satisfied] Attaboy, Servo!
I won't do that again!
. . .
Hey, I'm experiencing a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly... I LOVE IT!
Now, Crow, I told you: no more escape attempts.
Well believe me Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway.
Now, here you go. [pulls Servo off the hole, replacing him wth Crow's helmet that he removed earlier]
[upsettingly] Aw, darn!
[*Ding! Ding! DING! DING!*]
It's time! Dr. F is calling for you!
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