[As the film ends, almost everyone has been shot dead or just arrested.]
CACrow [as Cop]
Should we just leave the dead guys there?
MAMike [as Cop]
Eh, the crows'll get 'em.
CCrow
This is the PTA reminding you to always do your homework.
You know, in light of this, cheating on the paper wasn't that big a deal.
[The cast list scrolls by.]
SAServo [as a TV announcer]
Coming up next on Nick at Nite, one of the original black and white I Dream Of Jeannie episodes, then F Troop, next on Nick At Nite.
CCrow
Filmed before a live audience.
MAMike [as Eva Gabor]
This has been a Filmways presentation, dahling.
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