[The beanstalk-thin villain, Kermes, is explaining his evil plans to Queen Amoa.]
The fragile shoulders of a woman can not bear the burdens of a kingdom without assistance.
Pssh! He's talking about fragile shoulders.
Maintaining a throne demands courage, wisdom, bravery, and cruelty...
And pants!
And all the other virtues that only... a MAN could possibly possess.
Well, at least you're not pompous.
. . .
That is why you and I will rule together with me as your...
Dun-dun-dun!
...advisor.
Huh?!
. . .
[Queen Amoa rebukes Kermes as he looks on with a devastated look on his face.]
Why are you yelling at me? This is my greatest moment, stop it!
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