[as the teens find themselves back by their wrecked car after being chased out of town]
Well, we got a long, long, long walk.
Uh, beg your pardon. Are you people coming from Hainesville?
Uh, you can call me Ray, or you can call me Ray.
Yes, we're coming from Hainesville.
Is that the place where they have the Goo?
Yes, that's the place where they have the Goo.
Thank you so much.
[a line of short people is seen walking by the teens towards Hainesville]
Ha. One last offensive thing to leave you with, folks.
The shamed cast of Terror of Tiny Town meets the shamed cast of Village of the Giants.
[the ending title card appears]
Ah, so... that's it?! Wasn't much of a payoff! We waited all this time for THAT?! [the ending credits begin to play with the all-too-familiar footage of the giant teens dancing] NO!!!
No, no, no!
Coming back to this is like getting your face smashed into a giant turkey.
Or maybe this is what it would feel like if you had rubber bands around your eyeballs.
No, it's like wearing William Conrad's underpants with a balaclava!
[the crew gags]
It's like a lingering kiss with your bearded aunt!
It's like waking up, rolling over, and seeing Jim Varney! AHHH!!! [runs out of the theater]
It's like being trapped inside your own gym bag!
It's like being trapped inside Jim Begg!
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