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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 5

Crow and Servo in “The Girl in Lovers Lane”

[Crow and Servo pitch an alternate ending to the film, which starts veering into a whole new direction]

Then... there are pygmies! They live in a vast Pgymy kingdom.

See, the pygmies get a bus; and they drive all the way out to Hollywood!

[aside to Servo] (To) Florida (actually).

...Florida! And then they head for the stars. Then you learn some kind of lesson, then you go home.

Now that's a better ending!

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