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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Jeweler, Peter and others in “Being from Another Planet”

[Peter has brought the stolen mummy crystals to a jeweler for appraisal]

JJeweler

Worthless.

PPeter

Worthless?!

SAServo [as Jeweler]

Yeah, your career, that is.

PPeter

What do you mean worthless?!

JJeweler

I mean they're not precious.

SAServo [as Jeweler]

You're precious.

PPeter

They're 3000 years old! They're ancient, man!

JJeweler

Well, who told you that? Some hustler in a swap meet?

CCrow

I don't read Hustler.

PPeter

Forget it! [takes the crystals back]

Servo

I'm gonna find those strawberries...

PPeter

Clown!

JAJoel [as Jeweler]

Take that back, or I'll squirt you with my flower!

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