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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 4

Joel, Crow and others in “Being from Another Planet”

[Joel is demonstrating his Invention Exchange presentation: a Jack Palance impersonation kit]

Joel

It makes anything you say worth listening to; isn't that right?

CCrow

[using the impersonation kit] I just purchased a new shovel today. Its cost: 15 dollars. Believe it... or not.

Joel

Or you can use it to scare your friends. [to Servo] Hey, is your name said Jack Palance or Jack Pa-lance?

Servo

[using the kit] That- would be a decision for you to make. Choose wisely...

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