Crow, Joel Robinson and others in “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

Okay, now if you all look at your sheet music, we can rehearse my new song.

Joel Robinson

You wrote a Christmas song?

Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!

Tom Servo

Wait a minute, "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas"?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Based on my favorite movie, Road House.

Servo

C'mon, what the heck does Patrick Swayze have to do with Christmas?

Hey, you keep Christmas in your way and let me keep it in mine, okay?

Joel

C'mon, Servo. It seems like a nice enough sentiment. We can give it a shot. C'mon.

All right, all right. Okay: 12/8 time, key of A-flat major... Cambot, shoot 'em the tune. Okay, you'll just have to stay with me, everybody, okay? You're parts are written out. "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas" by Crow T. Robot.

Joel

"Paul, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas"?

Right. Hit it, Cambot!