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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 3

Joel [as Announcer] and Servo in “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians”

[The Martian spaceship (a model spewing a flickering flame) flies toward Earth.]

JAJoel [as Announcer]

Cricket lighter away! Cricket lighter.

Servo

[in nerdy voice] You know… if they cancel Battlestar Galactica, I'm gonna kill myself.

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