[as the kids look at their posture drawings]
That's when the kids came up with a plan to blackmail Mrs. Reedy.
But they are not happy with what they see.
They're disgusted and filled with self-loathing!
For Tommy is indeed surprised...
No! No! No! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! No! Uh-uh!
...his chest looked flat because his tummy looked so round.
He's got VPL.
Hey, and let me tell ya... JOEL!
Now Jimmy is disturbed to see...
Nuh-uh! No! Nothing doing! That ain't gonna work! It's not flying with me, Pops!
He's leaning backward out of balance, just like a house about to fall.
Just like his dad on Friday night!
And what gives Jane her worried frown?
Valium?
Look at the board. It's plain to see that Jane must practice standing straight to grow up like a lovely tree.
All of a sudden, it's iambic pentameter here.
Our Mary is a happy girl...
(imitates repeated burping)
...with hollowed chest and tired head.
She should jut go home to bed. Green Eggs and Ham.
Thank you, Sam-I-Am.
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