Narrator, Servo [as Narrator] and others in “Teenage Caveman (movie)”

In the beginning, there was chaos...

Run by Bernie Kopell.

Oh, and then God showed up.

And a voice said, "Let there be light."

Joel

Oh, this is a biblical chalk talk. I've seen these.

And the dark was separated from the light.

And permanent press was separated from cottons.

There was created, the waters and the land.

And Charlton Heston. ConTel.

And they were made, the sun to rule the day, and the moon to rule the night, and the stars to give light in the darkness. The Earth was made to bear growing green things, and fruit.

Servo

Frogs.

Joel

Oh, this is Fantasia before they colorized it.

[lots of eyes begin appearing onscreen] The animals were created, and they were fruitful, and multiplied.

They all look like Orphan Annie.

And then there came... man.

To screw the whole thing up!

Hey!

Well, what about Ross?