[roleplaying as the Great Guidance to Servo] Why not have you yet killed the Hu-Man (Joel)?
Because he gives me crunchy treats, and he empties my lode-pan.
But he is Hu-Man, and unfit to live!
But he has a cute butt, and he can drive a stick.
Nevertheless, he- wait a minute, he can drive a stick? N-Nevertheless, he is Hu-Man; YOU are Ro-Man!
[a moment later Joel meets up with the Bots]
Hey Crow, Servo. What's up?
Your number, I'm afraid! I must kill you, Mr. Bond; I must kill you now- [Joel hits Servo with a collapsible chair in self-defense] Whoa!
Joel; what happened?
(It was) Servo, his reason circuits must've blown out. He tried to kill me!
No, we were just doing a little role-playing!
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