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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 1

Joel in “The Crawling Hand”

[Stranded and virus-infected astronaut Lockhart begs for NASA scientists to push his capsule's remote self-destruct button]

[as Lockhart/David Bowie] This is Major Tom to Ground Control...

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